If Carlsberg Made Ice Cream…

November 10, 2009

Simba - attractive, apparently

…this is how they’d do it (and if I can manage it, so can you):

Whip 1 pint Double Cream (they probably wouldn’t do this by hand, it took me ~45 mins)

A little at a time, mix in a tin (400g) of condensed milk (they’d probably use the tin opener the right way up too)

Add 5 beaten up Crunchie bars (pretty hard to do this wrong, but pretty easy to make a mess, so in case there are any complete novices thinking of trying this I’d suggest putting the crunchies in a sealed bag before bashing them to bits with a rolling pin)

Put into a suitable container and freeze

Simples.

 

Wondering why there’s a picture of Simba off of The Lion King? I made the ice cream for Pudding & Film Night, and on Friday that’s what we watched.


The Invention of Lying

October 3, 2009

So apparently the loser does get the attractive* girl occasionally. Lovely.

*I don’t like criticising people for things that aren’t their fault (such as looks), but it looks like Jennifer Garner has had some junk pumped into her upper lip (as if she wants to be Angelina), it makes some of her expressions look a bit silly.

I went to see The Invention of Lying yesterday. If you don’t want to know what happens, stop reading now.

I think it’s supposed to be a comedy, there were some really funny moments, but overall I thought it was actually better in terms of asking interesting questions, and I quite enjoyed it, despite a bit of mockery of Christianity.

What would the world be like if no one had the ability to lie? Well, pretty depressing according to the film, the only films and TV shows would consist purely of a person reading a history book.

As someone who believes that a perfect world would not contain any lies, this made me think. Would that sort of world really be all that much better?

Ricky (I can’t actually remember the character’s name) did use his new ability to make people feel better, but funnily enough, telling people what they want to hear, rather than the truth, doesn’t bring them lasting happiness.

He did have some morals too, nobody else understood the concept of telling something that wasn’t true*, and he had the opportunity to convince Jen (again I can’t remember her character’s name, that’s probably not a good commendation of the acting) that his new fame and riches changed his DNA, so their children wouldn’t be short and fat with snub noses, but decided it wouldn’t be right.

*This makes you wonder if anyone ever made any mistakes in this world. We can often tell what we believe to be the truth only to find later we were wrong, but as far as you could tell the people in the film were immune from this problem.

Ricky (maybe his name was Mark) makes up the idea of heaven because his mum is afraid of eternal nothingness when she dies, and because everyone believes he’s telling the truth, he becomes famous and the whole world wants to know more, so he comes up with the Man In The Sky. (I really hope it’s not supposed to be a realistic theory for how belief in God could have started.) He also has to explain who gets a mansion in the afterlife and who goes to the really bad place, so decides that you’re allowed 3 chances to be good (you know, don’t do anything to hurt someone else on purpose). I’m fairly certain this is supposed to be based on Christianity, and to be fair, I think a lot of people who would say they’re Christians do think like that, but it’s not what the Bible says.

“the righteousness of God has been manifested apart from the law, although the Law and the Prophets bear witness to it— 22the righteousness of God through faith in Jesus Christ for all who believe. For there is no distinction: 23for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24 and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus…” – Romans 3:21-24


The Hunt For Gollum

April 30, 2009

This looks quite cool.

Some Lord of the Rings fans couldn’t wait for The Hobbit so made their own film based on Tolkien’s Appendices. It’s set in the time between The Hobbit and Fellowship of the Ring.

They made this on a budget of £3000.

So I guess the question is: what do people like Peter Jackson spend all that money on?

(I guess to be fair people probably don’t work for him for free, but still)


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